22 Predictions for 2012
1.) I will get a new car sometime during the year.
2.) Something tragic will happen to Madonna.
3.) The Romney – Paul ticket will lose to Obama due to their bungling of the campaign and racial tensions will never be higher.
4.) The stock market will start to go up and end better than last year by <10%.
5.) The promise of a secure Middle East will never seem more attainable.
6.) The Mayan Calendar hype will come and go despite mass media coverage and will be laughed at by all in its false deadline.
7.) A great government cover-up will be uncovered.
8.) GM will stop making any cars under the Mercury badge.
9.) The Euro will crumble.
10.) There will be huge problems with the whole digital conversion to ‘cloud’ storage and accessibility.
11.) Wikileaks leaks a game changing big one.
12.) Oprah marries Stedman.
13.) Nickleback finally breaks up with great fanfare.
14.) San Francisco gets rocked by another earthquake with substantial damage.
15.) The idea of taxing religion becomes a grass-roots campaign.
16.) MC Hammer diaper pants make a comeback but only for women in high-end couture fashion.
17.) A major archaeological find is found of Biblical proportions.
18.) Twitter gets even more spammier.
19.) Facebook makes even more unwanted changes.
20.) Gary Vaynerchuck get one step closer to buying the New York Football Jets.
21.) One of Jehovah’s Witnesses will knock on your door.
22.) Your life will be filled with more Catch 22 situations than ever before.
